She then opened her birthday presents after spending her 12th birthday day at camp:
I then encouraged her to take a shower after she proudly informed me that she had had only one shower in the last 5 days and only changed her socks twice.
From the bathroom I hear her call for me, "Mommmmmm."
"You need a towel?" I answer.
"Yes, and something else too!" she replies.
So when I arrive at the door to the bathroom she exclaims, "Mom! I haven't bathed since I was 11 years old!"
Good one, Nat!